Suddenly, creepypasta girls (whom were killed by Splendor man) appeared and guided them to an abandoned mansion where he lives. Eric and Julia woke up as she happy, but the Splendor man disappeared. That night, while everybody was asleep, Slender man teleported into their house, grows tentacles from his back and drags Alexis from her bed with them. Little did they know that Slender man has teleportation powers. So they locked all the doors and boarded all the windows hoping to keep Alexis safe. But the Slender man continued to haunt her to this day, and as a result, she went crazy and became obsessed with protecting herself and her family from him. Eventually, he was going to eat her but, she managed to escape, and then her parents found her. When she was a little girl, she went hiking with her parents until he chased a butterfly and got lost in the woods, The Slender man then dragged her to his mansion and locked her in the basement. And she knows him because she too was a victim of the Slender man. This leads Doris to tell her family that the Slender man stole Emilia. Doris see's the Slender man her window, and tells her that Alexis is next. The family started a search party to find Emilia. Her family heard her scream and she disappears. When she tried to get it down, The Slender man appeared and got it down. So, Emilia went to alone to fly her kite until a strong breeze blew it to a tree. Alexis was told to watch her sister, but she got some texts from her friends and wanted chat with them. One morning, the family went to the park. She shows Doris some drawings of a faceless man wearing a black suit which terrifies her. That night, Doris walks into Emilia's bedroom, and see's her drawing some pictures. Every time her grand kids asks her why she's being so odd, she replies that its for their own good. After her husband died, Doris asked her son, Eric if she can move in with the family because she doesn't like living alone and ever since she moved in, she hanged Crucifix's in every room of the house. Eric, his wife, Julia, their two daughters, 16 year old Alexis and 5 year old Emilia, and their strange grandmother, Doris. The next scene takes place in a suburban neighborhood where the Benson family live. She screams before it attacked her and the camera shuts off. Ignoring the note, she turns around and see's the Slender man. Static starts picking up and Amy hears an intimidating voice saying her name. Then she finds another page that reads 'Don't Look Or It Takes You'. ![]() They find another page that reads 'Always Watches No Eyes' and then Jay gets dragged away leaving the camera on the ground until, a terrified Amy picks it up and apologies to her family knowing that she's next. Alex's leg is grabbed by some black tentacle and it dragged him away leaving Jay and Amy in fright. Along the way, something goes horribly wrong. Then they find another page that reads 'Can't Run' and another that reads 'Follows'. ![]() Alex tells to viewer that the pages were left behind by victims of Slender man before they died. During the walk, Jay notices a page nailed on a tree that reads 'Help Me'. The film begins with three student filmmakers, Jay, Alex, and Amy walking through the woods at night filming a documentary about a tall, faceless creature called the Slender man. ![]() Joey King of The Kissing Booth takes center stage and does her best (which isn't all that great) with the anachronistic dialogue written by a 50 year old man trying his best to capture the spirit of high school aged girls.A gang of teenagers discover a tall, faceless entity that could be linked to the recent cases of missing children and teenagers. It's an utter waste of scream queen Annalise Basso who goes missing within the first 15 minutes despite her being the actress with the most credentials. Yet it not only fails to tell a compelling story in any regard to its ill-timed and criminally (literally) insensitive boogieman, but it also fails to deliver in the already lazy formula it is reliant upon. Month by month we see shitty jump-scare horrors all as indistinguishable from one to the next, promising some transient thrills with boring, boring, BANG dynamics. ![]() Also, it somehow fails to meet even the criteria of a film genre that has already relegated itself to lower than substandard expectations. It's certainly a recording of actors talking and moving, but Slender Man lacks any pretense of artistic expression. Technically speaking, this might not fully qualify as a movie. "Like a computer virus that infects your hard drive, but instead of your hard drive it's your brain!"
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